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Hurricane Underwood And The Fighting Illini Are Not Fucking Around This Year

This is my first Greenie page blog and I have to say that I really like the concept of having a small corner of this site to come in here and talk all my postgame shit. Like sometimes I don't want to mix it up with the TMZ crowd and my Starting 9 promotions. Sometimes I don't need to break up the flow of a pizza review/PMT/Brandon Walker sequence. Sometimes you just want a little bit more of your own space for your own guys to say FUCK TEXAS and this my friends is that space right now. 

FUCK TEXAS

Attaboy. That felt good. 

But not really though. I don't mean Fuck Texas. That's a fine university with a quality accounting program that I probably would've aced as well if we're being honest. I would crush your southern academia. Probably couldn't walk on the baseball team but worth noting their longtime baseball coach also won two big ten titles in the late 80's for ... ILLINOIS. So much good cross over, and an equally balanced competition tonight. 

And as expected, Illinois came out narrowly victorious. 

That's because we have better coaching. Better players. Hurricane Underwood. Matt Mayer bombing from the parking lot and a whole bunch of other factors. They come together as a beautiful combination and concoction. Some would say it's delicious and just about all those people have experience icing out 8 ounce solo cups at KAMS (new and old). 

Binge drinking aside, I hope you college students are getting loaded tonight. There's plenty to be excited about on that campus from a January 2nd bowl game to Brad Underwood producing final 4 caliber team year after fucking year at this point. It took COVID, a 100 year old living disciple of Jesus Christ and an illegal recruiting scheme to take them down in the last consecutive postseasons. Don't watch a comeback like tonight and think there's fluke #4 lurking around the corner. No my friends. That's a 4 but it's a Final 4. You can feel it in the air. 

For now though just smell the sex. Go to Red Lion and talk to that brunette. Dudes and babes. Let it rip because trust me these are the good days. You're living them right now and they haven't been this good down there in so long. 

X's and O's wise I really don't have shit. That big white motherfucker from Baylor can stroke it. Sky Clark probably aint too thrilled about riding the bench. Hawkins looks dynamic and there's probably a bunch of other smart shit you can say. For right now I just want to stress two things. 

1. Thank you for reading my first Greenie postgame reaction blog.

2. Hurricane Underwood is coming for that ass