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Smart: Giannis Used His Press Conference To Talk About The One Thing He Wants Today - Freaky Birthday Sex

Giannis turns 28 today which is important because that's really the age where hangovers hit a little more. That's the age where you start to feel like you 'have' to grow up. That's the age where everything just hurts a little more. But Giannis is different, he's Giannis. That's not the point. The point is the man is never afraid to admit when he's horny. 

Don't blame him here. It was this Super Bowl: 

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We know he has a sex bell which hopefully gets to work today.

He's somehow combined being the nicest NBA player of all-time and being a horny bastard. I admire that as much as he's developed his game. As much as he's gone from this raw rookie to an MVP he's gone from being dad-joke dude, Chick-Fil-A eater to publicly asking his wife for some birthday sex. Welcome to a serious relationship, pal. 

He deserves it though. It's his birthday. Everyone should have sex on their birthday, it's cliche for a reason. It's also an off day. He doesn't have a game, so things can get extra freaky. I can't imagine what it's like watching a dude that's 7'0" fuck, but I hope he does it. Can't be comfortable to see those limbs all sprawled out. 

Smart to put his girlfriend out there publicly too. Now if he says he didn't have freaky birthday sex it's her fault. He showed the world what he wanted. Can't just get him a birthday gift. You gotta put the kids down and then go into the bedroom ready.