Here's Manhattan's Cheapest Apartment - A $350/month PALACE

I will start this blog differently than how you guys think I'm gonna start it, and that's by kinda/sorta complimenting NYC. I gotta say... this apartment isn't THAT bad. It's honestly not THAT far off from the first apartment I lived alone in, which was a 1 bed/ 1 bath for $1350/month in Lincoln Park. Smaller fridge, smaller stove, zero excess space at all. Radiators everywhere. Everything was grimy. That place sucked and was $1000 more to live in than this lady's Manhattan abode. So... NYC wins this round. 

Now, I did have a bedroom separate from the living room. Studios are fucking pathetic and if you live in one, you're a poor. There was also a roof deck and "gym" aka two treads and two elipticals. So, with that said, this is where I stop complimenting NYC and start bashing it for the shithole it is. The apartment above is the exception to the rule, and it's NEVER a good idea to argue exceptions.

NYC is a disgusting rat and trash filled city and the people are SO GODDAMN GREASY!!! Seriously, the typical New Yorker is a dego T wearing sweaty subhuman lowlife. 

Don't take my words for it though. Take the internet's. The internet never lies. Just look at these greasy freaks:

Because I'm a masochist, I'll scroll through Kevin's tweet thread about that Yanks vs. Bosox game every so often. Every time I do, I want to hurl. It was nothing but disgusting mutants as far as the eye can see.

And then we get to the rats...

And the trash...

And the subway system...

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Gross, gross, gross and GROSS. It bottles my mind that people willingly live there. No wonder there's about to be a mass exodus of people from Barstool making their way for greener pastures (Chicago) next year. Can you imagine living in this hell hole? I couldn't. Not unless I was making like... $500K+ a year at the bare minimum. 

No fucking thank you. Place stinks. Oh... and it borders New Jersey. Point, set and match: literally anywhere else in the country (except for maybe Detroit... and Gary, Indiana... or Los Angelas)