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After Watching The New Trailer For The Super Mario Bros. Movie It's Very Clear This Is Going To Make A Bajillion Dollars

I hadn't really given the upcoming Super Mario Bros. movie much thought until today. To be honest with you I'm not the biggest animation/cartoon fan anymore so it didn't really fly up my priority list of things to get excited for. All we've heard is how bad Chris Pratt's voice is and how it's going to make this movie a laughing stock. Just another money grab to ruin some of the best parts of our childhood. 

Well, after watching this new trailer I think I can confidently say this is going to be awesome. An instant must watch for anyone who has kids at home dying to go to the theaters. Chris Pratt, Jack Black, Charlie Day, Keegan-Michael Key, Anna Taylor-Joy, Seth Rogen, Sebastian Maniscalco, and Fred Armisen as the cast? Incredible animation? Mario Kart on Rainbow fucking Road???

I really don't see much to hate here at all. This is just one big nostalgia bomb that is going to be make a bajillion dollars. Sign me up. Give whoever made the cut for this trailer a raise and all responsibility for promotional decisions moving forward. 

P.S. For those who think Pratt is gonna suck as Mario I think Charlie Day is going to be the perfect Luigi.