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2 Minutes For Attempted Murder

Happy Gilmore was the only guy to ever take his skate off and try to stab somebody with it during a hockey game. And as the old saying goes, "if you ain't first, you're last". So this fucking lunatic over here decided that he needed to do something different to stand out. He needed some originality.

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2 Minutes For Attempted Murder

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