Today Is The Worst Day Of The Entire Year, So Here Are Two Of My Favorite IG Models To Help You Get Through It Alive

KFC has this shtick where he calls every Monday after a holiday break the worst day of the year. Sure, he's embellishing. But he's also not at the same time. Today might actually be the worst day of the year. We are all fatter and we want nothing to do with being back at work. Today really might be the worst day of the year for me personally because my goddamn dog has giardia again and was waking me up every hour the last two nights so he could be let out to shit. Not fun.

So thank you to Emily and Hailey for getting me through the day.