Brian Robinson's Big Hat Is The Greatest Hat In The History Of Hats

55,000 likes on the picture of Brian Robinson's big hat and counting. I'm not saying I want a big hat…I'm saying I NEEEEED a big hat. And the good news is it might be the only piece of merch I can wear before Snyder sells. You see, I made an oath not to wear any merch that Lil Dan Dan can make a single penny off of. But if that's BRJ's friend's company and it's unlicensed, then sign me the fuck up! Nothing is better than merch that Dan doesn't profit off of!

BRJ had an unreal game today with over 100 yards rushing and then he followed it up with a big ol' hat. If the Commies had a brain, which we know they don't, but if they did they would have those big hats in the hands of every fan by sunrise. Make it our "thing". But it's more likely they steal it and make it some bullshit promotion, probably put it on Mannequin Sean Taylor as a way to sell merch or some bullshit like that.

But hey, a win is a win. Great win by our boys today, all of the bullshit aside. I cannot wait for Dan Snyder to be out of the picture. His stink still hangs on everything this team does. But if BRJ lets me know where to get a big hat and none goes into Dan's pocket, I'lll be wearing that on my bald ass head til the cows come home.