Lighten the Fuck Up! She had Several Tattoos, but She Wanted More... (BLACK FRIDAY SALE! 20% OFF NEW LTFU MERCH!)

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An attractive young woman sporting several visible tattoos on her voluptuous torso, walked into a tattoo parlor and told the artist she wanted a turkey tattooed on her right thigh, just below her bikini line, with the words “Happy Thanksgiving” under it. 

So, the artist immediately went to work, and it turned out great. 

Then, she told him she wanted Santa Claus tattooed on her left thigh, just below her bikini line, with the words "Merry Christmas" under it. 

So, the artist immediately went to work, and the second tattoo turned out great as well.   

After the woman got dressed and was ready to leave, the tattoo artist approached her, “I've been doing this for thirty years, Ma'am, and I've never been asked to do tattoos like that before. If you don't mind, could you please explain the reason behind them?”

The woman giggled and then replied, “Well, I’m sick and tired of hearing my husband complain every year that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas. So, I figured this ought to keep him quiet for a while…”                            

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968. (This is LTFU Joke # 135!)                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

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