This dude is riding the highest of highs. That's why I want him to feel misery. I'm officially OUT on Saudi Arabia. Take that, Greg Norman. This is officially me saying that publicly. I want Saudi Arabia to lose in horrific fashion. Now I'm not going to sit here and say I'm cheering for Argentina. I'm cheering for the red, white and blue of America because I'm an American. Sure I'm a Messi fan but until the US gets eliminated it's all about the red, white and blue.
That said, I've realized that sports have made me miserable far more in my life than happy. I'm 35 years old and still won't learn. They consume too much of my life yet the amount of true times I've been happy as a fan is like 25? Maybe 50 times? Not a lot.
But this guy is too busy dropping numerous Messi disses like he's Rone on a battle rap. I was waiting for him to make a short joke at some point. He's out here doing the Rock eyebrow lift. Following it up with whatever that move was on his phone saying he found him. You get one win, one national holiday and this is what we get. Guys ripping doors off and the cockiest human in the world. Let's go Poland.