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I'm So Sick Of Having To Pretend TCU Is Good

Welp, they did it again, folks. TCU pulled out a bullshit win in a game it should have lost by double digits.

The Horned Frogs are absolutely going to finish 13-0 in a season they probably should have lost three or four games. I've never seen anything like it.

If you could promise me right now Tennessee gets into the College Football Playoff, I'd actually also want TCU to get a spot just so everyone in the country could watch it get thoroughly demolished by Georgia or Ohio State. This team is the textbook definition of fraudulent and I will continue praying on its downfall until it inevitably comes.

TCU has devil magic. There's no other way to describe it. Sonny Dykes called a run play on third down with 20 seconds left and no timeouts and somehow still got the game-winning field goal off and it was the best kick I've ever seen. Just sickening stuff.

We still have one more chance for the Frogs to get clipped in the Big 12 Championship Game, but I'm not counting on it. We'll all just have to live in a world where this trash team plays in the College Football Playoff and gets killed by an actual contender.

But I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad.