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The Infamous Letter Of Mickey Mantle Describing How He Got A Blowjob Under The Yankee Stadium Bleachers Is Up For Auction With A Starting Bid Of Only $1000

So this letter has been blogged about multiple times here at Barstool. I'm not sure how many of those blogs survived the Devnest or any of the other tomfoolery that happens on the backend. But I have read that letter countless tunes and laughed every single time. Reading The Mick detail the perks of being centerfielder of the Yankees with the punchline of being no cock-sucker is truly timeless, like watching the old ballgame.

I went over to Lelands, who is running the auction, and now I want it even more.

via Lelands

I mean, this is an absolute Must Have for any collector! You don't need to be a Yankees fan, a baseball fan, or even know who the hell Mickey Mantle even is. We are talking a Grade 9 text and signature that you can tell was definitely written by Mickey thanks to his unique autograph as well as the way he incorrectly wrote "cum" and "cocksucker", as any wholesome midwesterner would.

You can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars more to get a GEM MINT 10 Mickey Mantle rookie cards, that will stop any baseball fan in their tracks.

However, looking at some stats and a bio only goes so far as a conversation starter when guest are over, while the most famous blowjob story in MLB history can really grease the skids on any dinner party. 

This is also coming from someone that blew up the Billy Ripken Fuck Face card into a poster 7 years ago and now has it hidden in his garage now that I have two kids that can read. But that doesn't mean I'm wrong.