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WATCH: One Day, Y'all Will Learn To Quit Messing With Waffle House Employees

This is a perfect encapsulation of the Waffle House Experience. No context whatsoever beyond an employee forcibly removing a patron by any means necessary. Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to piss off a Waffle House employee working the night shift. I'm pretty sure any one of those guys from any WaHo location in the country could hold his own against a lower-level UFC fighter. As a matter of fact, I'd argue having to spring into action and go from cooking hash browns to fighting a customer is much more difficult than going into a fight in a controlled environment after you've been preparing for months.

This particular guy is all business. If you act up while he's running the House, you're just gonna get picked up and put out. No frills.

That woman never had a chance.