Nathaniel Hackett Speaking And Russ Wilson Reportedly Calling Seahawks Plays Proves There's No Rock Bottom For The Broncos

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Every time I think the Broncos hit rock bottom they go and do something so outlandish I have to laugh. I've reached the point where the Broncos are almost must watch TV because you don't know how dumb they can be. Well, now they are hitting another rock bottom, this time because of two things.

First, Nathaniel Hackett had to speak. This is what he came up with: 

Big brain thinking from this genius here. I don't know about you but I'm cheering for a tie just to see his brain break. Oh someone has to win between the Raiders and Broncos? Not so fast. Give me a 10-10 tie. Give me Derek Carr crying again. Give me Josh McDaniels and Nathaniel Hackett trading dumb decision after dumb decision. Give me Russ just missing passes. It'll be beautiful to watch. How do you even say this out loud? I know Hackett shouldn't be an NFL coach because I watch him attempt to figure out the red zone, but this is such a bad quote. I mean, it's hilarious, but you can't say this out loud. 

If that's not bad enough, this report is out there: 

What? How does that happen? Again, if you watched Russ it's not surprising this year. But the man doesn't even know what team he's on. Honestly I hope he keeps doing it. We know how corny Russ is with the Mr. Unlimited, the Dangerous and Let's Ride bullshit, but he can't even call his team's audible? Him and Hackett truly were made to be with each other. Russ out there like it's the scene from Wedding Crashers: 

Good thing they gave Russ that long term contract! That won't backfire at all. Funniest team in the league because of the disaster. Like there are bad teams and then there's the Broncos. I think the only other team that would have a report like this is the Raiders. Put this game on primetime so the entire world can watch the disaster. 

Now we cheer for a tie.