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The Bears Need To Sign This Female Shoplifter To Play Fullback Stat

Ryan Poles needs to this sign this lady yesterday. 

She’s the female Ray Rice. Short, stout. Low center of gravity. Explodes to the hole. Runs hard as fuck, and can stop on a dime.

She blew through that first hit like that guy was Chris Conti. 

Her yardage after contact would blow Derrick Henry’s number out of the water.

Can you imagine her and Fields in the same backfield together? Game over.