Here's a new series I'm starting called "Dumps Like A Truck".
If that squid dante won't touch "butt stuff", than I will. And I'll drop bangers like "Thong Song" from my boy Sisqo right in his face while doing it.
Please drop the names of girls you'd like to see featured in this series in the comments below. (It takes a village.)
For our first installment, we're going with Janet Guzman. (for you cry babies out there, pretty sure Lewis Hamilton smashes this girl, so if she's good enough for him, keep that in mind while you're critiquing whether you'd never have a chance with her a million years, or you'd never have a chance with her in a trillion years.)