Mike Pereira, You Good Dude?

Hide everyone from Mike Pereira. Doesn't matter if he's on live TV, he's gonna have that. What is he going to have specifically? I'm not exactly sure we want to find out, but just know Mike is all over it. 

What an incredibly strange, hilarious, horny clip from the rules man himself. 15 yard penalty for excessive horniness doesn't even come close to doing it justice. Absolutely zero clue he was on camera and ready to go to town on something. The slow walk off the camera was incredible, and by incredible I mean it made me feel unbelievably uncomfortable. 

Here I was thinking no one was going to be hornier on the bird app than Steven Cheah today. 

I'm here to put on a brave face and say I was wrong. Mike Pereira holds that crown now.