I Got Booed For The First Time In My Life: Barstool Chicago Stool Scenes Is LIVE!!!
Crazy few weeks like I've said a handful of times already today. Was out in Arizona soaking in the sun with Francis then immediately hightailed it to NYC for The Dozen live show. It's been great, but goddamn do I miss my own bed and my dog.
Anyways, people from NYC don't like me too much. I think it has something to do with me stigmatizing everyone from this city as a "greasy cock sucker" or "disgusting gabagool" or "sweaty, Italian ball of cheese" anytime I have the opportunity to do so - which is often - on Twitter and other various forms of social media. I would like to note that I am allowed to say those things because my brother and sister did a 23 and Me (my mom's adopted) to trace our roots and there was some dude named something grossly and offensively Italian like "diGeorgio" or something on my mom's side like 200 years ago, so I unfortunately have that disgusting blood in me too.
As they say though, stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. Your city and its people make me sick to my stomach.
Anyways, fast forward to the show. I got booed. There's another common adage that says something like, "they don't boo nobodies". Because I got booed, that means I'm somebody. I don't make the rules, but I do abide by them.
Barstool Chicago Stool Scenes is LIVE!!!! Subscribe to us on YouTube and let the hatred fly in the comments - please and thank you