Here Is My Wedding Thank-You Note That Got Me Banned From Writing Them
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When you get married, people give you gifts. You hope for money. Most of it is. Then, you have the time-consuming obligation of writing thank-you notes to everyone who sent you a gift. We split ours up, and I was cruising along through my pile until she saw this one that I wrote:
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I am no longer on thank-you notes. Work smart, not hard.