I'm about to go record The Rundown and one of the videos we spoke about was this super weird (and truthfully sad) video Madonna put on on IG and TikTok recently:
I'm going to be completely honest; the older I get, the less I care about pop culture. There's a decent or better chance that I've been living under a rock, but I had NO CLUE Madonna lost all her marbles. I mean, I did. But I didn't know she's gotten so much work done that she now looks like a 17 year old chick that frequents Hot Topic.
Like I said, it's kinda sad that she's no longer on this planet.
But her offspring is. Fellas, Lolahol. Lolahol, fellas.
Lolahol is the stage name of Lourdes Leon, Madonna's 26 year old daughter. Apparently the apple didn't fall too far from the tree, because Lourdes just put out an equally awkward music video. It goes by the name of Cuntradiction. Get it? Like "see you next Tuesday" tradition?!? Love me a good ol piece of cunt!!!
Here it is:
Princess of Pop she is not. Not by a LONG shot. I get that she's making "art" with this song and music video, but after watching it a handful of times I came to the conclusion that she's basically banging both a horse…
And a charcuterie board:
Now of course this ain't too far out there for music video standards, but that doesn't make it any less weird to me. I'm blaming her mother. Not trying to be all arm chair psychiatrist, but this chick is also off her rocker. Stick to being the heiress of a lot of money, I assume.
Still a smoke though. Kinda. I think? Probably not? Not really at all? No idea. She's got royal blood in her though, so maybe that adds a few points? My head is spinning. Here she is, judge for yourself: