"Pussy Flavored" Potato Chips Have Finally Arrived At Barstool
Pussy flavored potato chips have finally arrived at Barstool and MY BOYS ARE HUUUUUUUNGRY. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
A Lithuanian chip company called Chaz Chips released a potato chip that is allegedly flavored like a woman's vagina. How did they come up with the unique flavor? This is a description from their website on the extensive flavor selection process …
We took the development of this flavour very seriously and selected the 5 bravest and most experienced team members (boys and girls) and sent them on individual hunts to come back with the fresh list of flavours.
At the same time, other colleagues were googling in forums, comments and found dozens of opinions from different countries what the Pussy taste associates with.
From dozens of samples provided by them, we selected a few that were closest to the task, adjusted the proportions of the ingredients and we managed to reflect this taste as close as possible!!!
Getting paid to eat pussy, the American Dream is alive and well in Lithuania. Interesting process to pinpoint the exact tang of the chip, but I guess this data is from the most exhaustive hunt to date. Chazz Chips and myself are responsible for all the Google searches of What Does Pussy Taste Like?
No one has a more experienced team of muff divers than Barstool, so we've brought in the best of the best to tell us if the flavor is accurate. Our specialists were more than willing to help detect the flavors, but the professionals were NOT so willing to give away their secret techniques.
The full episode comes out tomorrow at 10:00am on the blog and all other platforms. If you eat pussy, this episode is a must watch.
