If You Buy An Ugly Sweater Now You'll Actually Have It In Time For Your Holiday Party (And It's 20% So That's Good Too)

 

Look, I get it "I'll take zero" is funny. I laugh every time. But here's the thing- if you are in college, have a job, have a girlfriend, or simply are looking for a conversation starter at the bar, one of these sweaters will do you well. Love it or hate it, the Xmas Ugly Sweater is part of our culture now. Personally, I think a lot of our sweaters are pretty creative and dare I say it…good. Yeah some suck too but whatever, don't buy that one. But when it comes down to it, you need a sweater. And you can't repeat last year's because people will see it in pictures and think you're a poor loser. So you might as well buy one of ours while it's 20% off. There's a whole fucking collection right here:

 

 

And that's right, the title is no lie. You'll actually have it by the time the holiday party/bar night/girlfriend's fat friend's wine and cheese night. They're 20% off til 10am or something like that tomorrow morning. Get on board or get left behind, Eduardo.

PS: Something is up with the store where all the sweaters from your favorite brands are on their own page and not the sweater page. Like Foreplay's are on their page

 

 

Chiclets on Chiclets

 

 

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