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What's Your Biggest Regret In Life? Because Mine Is The Time A Nic Cage Crystal Pepsi Denim Jacket Went On Ebay And No One Told Me About It

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Well that’s it. Some guys marry the wrong girl. Some guys always wonder how their life would have been different if they weren’t a pussy and took that job in LA. Some guys regret not swinging at a called third strike in the Little League City Championship. Me? I regret the time a Nic Cage Crsytal Pepsi Denim Jacket went for auction and no one told me about it. And as much as I want to blame myself for this, I think I’d rather blame everyone else. Thanks guys, you really let Big Cat down on this one. Now excuse me while I go crawl under a rock and die.