BRYCE HARPER IS A BAD BOY
Ho hum. Just another day in the life of the biggest swinging dick MLB playoffs have seen since the big Papi days. Fortunately we’re on site to capture the moment.
1st pitch he’s ever seen at home in a WS absolutely roasted to right center. Fireworks. Warm embrace. Bonus hot dog review with an extra bonus Kevin Negandhi appearance. All under 60 seconds. Honestly I need a cigarette and I sincerely don’t care who wins this series. We’ve exhausted the topic on starting 9. Two juggernauts on completely different terms.
Some level it feels like a high school game to Bryce Harper. He’s that much better than everyone else right now. Only difference is it’s the world fucking series. Crazy how some guys get better in these moments. Bryce Harper you bad boy.
Ps as I blog this Alec Bohm goes deep. He’s also a bad boy and rumor has it he loves this fucking place.