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Lighten the Fuck Up! A Former POTUS, a Lawyer, a Priest, a Blonde Model, & a Teenage Boy Were on a Plane...

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There was a privately owned twin-engine Cessna with five passengers on it, a former President of the United States, a lawyer, a priest, an attractive blonde model, and a teenage boy. 

After one of the plane's engines started smoking, the plane began to spiral out of control… The pilot tried frantically to steady the plane enough to make an emergency landing, and when he couldn't, he announced that the plane was gonna crash. Because there were only four parachutes in the cabin and one in the cockpit for the pilot, one of the passengers would have to jump without one…

The five passengers began to panic, wondering which one of them would have to jump without a parachute… 

The former President spoke first, "I was the POTUS; I deserve a parachute!" He grabbed one, put it on, and then jumped out of the plane without being challenged… 

The next person to speak was the lawyer, "I spent seven years in college, then had to pass a difficult bar exam, and now I help people solve their legal problems. I'm taking a parachute! Out of my way!" He grabbed one, put it on, and then jumped out of the plane without being challenged…

Next, the blonde model spoke, "I'm beautiful, sexy, and a very talented model with a bright future; I deserve a parachute too!" She grabbed one, put it on, and then jumped out of the plane without being challenged… 

At that point, there were only two passengers left, the priest and the teenage boy. The pilot already had his parachute on and was ready to jump once the last passenger was off the plane. 

In a calming tone, the priest attempted to reason with the teenage boy…

"I've helped many people in my lifetime, son, and there are a great many more that will need my guidance… You're young, and I really don't want to be the one to deprive you of your chance to do great things with your life… "Then, he said unselfishly, "The last parachute is yours…" 

The teenage boy got all excited, and, looking directly into the Priest's eyes, he said, "No, Father! Everything's gonna be alright… There are still two parachutes left!"

"How can that be?" the priest asked, shocked.

"Father, there wasn't time to stop her… The blonde grabbed my backpack, put it on, and then jumped out of the plane!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968, and, I was on stage at Improv Boston in 2014 to roast my son Dylan who was celebrating his 21st B-Day and enjoying his first legal drink! (I have the tape…)

This is LTFU joke #128!