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Buffalo Fans Tossed Dildos Onto The Ice As The Sabres Are Providing Enough Pleasure For The Whole City

We're now a month into the 2022-23 NHL season and the Buffalo Sabres are some certified shit kickers. Through 9 games the Sabres are 6-3, and last night Tage Thompson had the most dominant performance of the season with a quick 3 goals and 3 assists in an 8-3 win over Detroit. 

Thompson and Rasmus Dahlin are both top 10 in the league in points so far with 12 each. Goaltending has looked solid. There is plenty of reason to have faith in this Sabres team. They play hard, they play fast, they play long, they just pound away at their opponent. Heck, they're borderline erotic at the moment. 

So if you're from Buffalo, you no longer need to resort to self-pleasure to get get yourself off. All you need to do is tune into the Sabres every night. Dildos be damned.