That's So Random! AJ Brown Had A Drug Test Waiting For Him This Morning After Going Off For 3 TDs Yesterday
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Roger! You little rascal, you! Is this another one of your zany bits? It's like when Dave Portnoy says "one bite, everybody knows the rules" but then proceeds to take 4, 5, heck sometimes even 6(!!!) bites of the pizza. Roger Goodell says "random drug test" and just so randomly happens to end up testing a guy the day after he puts up 156 receiving yards and 3 touchdowns on 6 receptions.
Classic Rodge.
If this is the case, though, then sign me up for an Eagles receiver getting drug tested every single week. This week was AJ Brown. Thursday can be a great day to get Quez Watkins back into the mix, so he'll have a test waiting for him on Monday. You've got the Commanders again on November 14th and DeVonta Smith has already had a massive day against them this year. He should get ready for a drug test on the 15th. Dallas Goedert can expect a piss test after the Colts game. You know for sure that AJ Brown will get drug tested again after putting up insane numbers against the Titans on December 4th. The more drug tests, the better.
Sidenote: I'd love to see what a piss test for an average Philly fan would look like right now. There's no telling what would show up there after this run the city has been on.
Sidenote #2: Worth the penalty every single time.
