It Would Be An Absolute Honor If This Woman Would Twerk On Grandma's Grave

Brooooo!

Imagine you get to the cemetery with some flowers, prepared to spend the day at Grandma's grave, joking and laughing and crying with the family, reflecting on all your memories of Gam Gam. You hop out of the minivan and have the usual conversation "I think it's this way...no wait, I think we have to walk that way" before finally getting to Grandma's gravestone, and you're greeted by THIS!

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Just an absolute twerk-fest, a god damn Sisqo video happening right where Nana was laid to rest. Most people would freak out, seeing this lady rub her big ol' ass cheeks across your loved one's face. Me though? I'd be honored. I don't think there's a bigger honor in the world than Amanda Nicole getting her cervix into the afterworld. Look, I don't really believe in religion or heaven/hell/afterlife or what have you….BUTTTTTT if there is one, I have a very good opening line for when I meet Amanda Nicole in Hell. "So remember that time you went tits out at the graveyard and gyrated your sphincter on a sepulcher? That was grandma." I'll be getting afterlife pussy like you read about. 

So everyone out there who finds this disrespectful or whatever, relaxxxxx. If anything, we need more titties in cemeteries. Those things are depressing as hell. But boobs? Everyone loves boobs. If grandma could, I bet she would have reached up and given them a good ol' fashioned honka honka. But she can't. Because she's dead.