Skell Of The Week: Volume 4

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — The NYPD is asking for the public’s help to locate two individuals sought for questioning in connection with alleged thefts of more than $7,000 in items from two Ulta Beauty stores on the same day.

The two individuals entered a store location in The Boulevard at 2656 Hylan Boulevard in New Dorp on Oct. 4 around 2:56 p.m., according to a statement from the NYPD’s Deputy Commissioner of Public Information.

SKELLLLLLL OF The Week Volume 4 coming in hot!!!! Two dirtbags on Staten island stole $7,000 worth of items from two Ulta Beauty locations in the same day. 

First off ... 

A- Dirtbag move to do this in the middle of the day with zero regard for the store, the employees and the repercussions they may face. Knew exactly what they were doing, calculated shit. I think it goes without saying these people suck for stealing. The only thing they could have done worse to disrespect the place was piss on the floor (or off the porch). 

2- Is there that big of a market for make up resale? Isn't makeup something you want to see in person and take a look at? I wouldn't know just seems like the in store experience is something people rely on. How long would that take to unload? I could see $7k of Apple products or watches etc. Something people want badly and want cheap. But makeup and nail polish would take forever to unload. Doesn't that seem like a very long winded scam? 

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D- Do people trust buying makeup not in a store? For this I reached out to some of my colleagues. 

Here were the answers : 

So if the consumer (based on the 3 people I texted ) has no interest in buying make up outside of a traditional store, and these people will take forever to unload it, that no only makes them criminals, it makes them dumb criminals. 

That my friends is how you become SKELL OF THE WEEK .