How To Get Blackballed From Fox News: Refer To Your Sex Robot And Admit You Love Construction Workers

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Had another lovely evening on Jesse Watters Primetime. We're quickly become close pals and I'll tell you what—there aren't many guys with whom I'd rather grab a beer, pull up some folding chairs, and watch a bunch of men work a construction site for a few hours. 

That said, I'm not certain that admitting you have a lifesize, lithium-powered, Japanese-made robot girlfriend named "Lauren" is the recipe for being invited back on live television. Time will tell. 

We've been putting the pieces together for International Guys' Day on Oops the Podcast for months now. Just a glorious, gender-fluid celebration of guys. Come one, come all, and join us in toasting the greatness of guys. We'll have a date locked down soon. 

Here's the ep where we pitch the idea. But subscribe to the full pod if you like guys. It's a gas: