Lighten the Fuck Up! Even After Some Intense Belly-Slapping, Mind-Blowing Sex, Pinocchio's Smokin' Hot Girlfriend Had All She Could Take ...

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Even after some intense belly-slapping, mind-blowing sex, Pinocchio's smokin' hot girlfriend had all she could take, “This stinks. I love you, Pinocchio, I do, and the sex is great, but every time we make love, I get splinters. I'm sorry, but unless you can do something to prevent this from happening, we're done…” 

Pinocchio returned to Mister Geppetto seeking his advice. Geppetto completely understood Pinocchio's dilemma and made a suggestion, "Sandpaper, my boy, that's all you need. Just be careful with it. Lightly sand, too much pressure, and you could damage yourself beyond repair…" 

A week later, Mister Geppetto bumped into Pinocchio as he was exiting a local hardware store and asked, "Pinocchio, how are you doing with your girlfriend now?" 

"Ha!" Pinocchio laughed, and pointing to the brown paper bag he was carrying, he said, "I just purchased a 20 yard roll of 1500 grit super fine and a 16 oz. bottle of furniture polish, who the fuck needs a girlfriend!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

*Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968…   (Right now, I'm warming up just in case the Phillies need another arm in the pen…)                                                                                                                              

This is LTFU Joke #127!