The City Of Philadelphia Remains Undefeated Against Greased Up Poles
Peanut butter and jelly. A perfectly cooked medium rare ribeye and a nice glass of red. Philadelphia fans scaling street poles when our sports teams go to a championship. There are certain things in life that are just a perfect combination.
But sometimes the government stooges at City Hall try to kill the vibes. For some godforsaken reason, they don't want us climbing up the light poles in pure, unadulterated celebratory bliss. So these bozos use your tax dollars to buy a few gallons of Crisco and attempt to grease up the poles and deter rowdy fans from climbing those bitches.
Guess what? When you get the Fightins winning the pennant for the first time in 13 years, IT AIN'T GONNA WORK.
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There's not a single street pole within the city limits that won't get climbed. It's going to be a long, incredible night in Philly. Stay safe out there, friends. THE PHILLIES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES.