Cristiano Ronaldo Is Officially The Biggest Prima Donna In Sports After He Walked Off The Pitch Early Today

This guy SUCKS. Best performance Man United has had in in a minute. Big stage. Bright lights. Top 4 implications and his guys put it to Team Portnoy. Grabbed a full three points. Morale couldn't be higher with the notable exception, Ronny. What a little bitch. If it ain't about Ronny then Ronny doesn't want it. He's always been this way. It's just front and center now that his career is winding down poorly and he's sulking at the most famous club in the world. 

I bet the locker room was BUZZING after the game. Hugs and high vibes going around while Ronaldo was on step 8 of his post game skin care routine. Tweezed that one out of place eyebrow and then had his driver pull up in the Maybach. Out of there before his teammates even noticed he was gone and definitely before anyone cared. 

I think you gotta give him the Antonio Brown treatment at this point. Go home, get ready for the World Cup so he can fall short with Portugal again, and then just sign for a big bag in January in Saudi Arabia. That is his future. This is part of his legacy.