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This Right Here Is The Ideal Sized Taco

Fun little fact about tacos--they kick ass. Any time I get one of those whacky little "if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life" questions, my answer is always tacos. Because not only are they insanely delicious, but they're also insanely versatile. You can have breakfast tacos, you can have fish tacos, you can have steak or chicken or carnitas. You can have hard shell, you can have soft shell, you can have birria. The point I'm getting at here is that tacos rule. 

The only issue I have with tacos is that for the most part, they're always too small. This is especially true of higher quality tacos. They're pretty much bite size. You could eat 20 of them without even thinking. So instead of eating 20 smaller tacos, why not just crush one massively gigantic taco? One that is at least the size of your own head.

Dear god. It's beautiful. 

Now you don't have to feel like a slob saying that you ate 17 tacos. All you did was eat one. And that right there is the ideal size. You can load that bitch up with as much filling as you want. Throw on all the extra meat you want. Load it up with all the guac and onions and other toppings. And the best part of it all? You could probably have at least 3 or 4 normal size tortillas underneath to catch everything that falls out of this taco, and now you have 3 or 4 bonus tacos. Always a veteran move to keep the empty tortilla underneath for the bonus. 

Anyway, here's to hoping that FC Dallas can start the revolution. I'm not saying that every taco in the world needs to be an absolute unit like this one here. But at the very least, a movement needs to be made to get them closer.