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Outrageous Video Of Woman Mooning People In Times Square (NSFW)

Now you’re in Newwwwww Yorrrrrrk, concrete jungle where you can show on your vagrant asssshooollleeeee, there’s nothing you cant dooo

For real though. You can do whatever you want in this city now if you’re homeless. They are like untouchable now. I know I’ve been clowning around for years about how gross and disgusting this Godforsaken city is, but this is the reality now. This is 2015. This is New York City under De Blasio’s new NYPD policies. Letting the homeless run wild. Letting them lounge around the city wherever they want. Letting them spread their cheeks and show all of Times Square their asshole. Right now the homeless people are like the stampede of animals that come out of Jumanji. Just overrunning the city. We’re like 15 minutes away from the return of Squeegee Men. As gross as this city has always been, its gotten exponentially worse in the past two years when Billy “I love the Homeless and the Kindergartners” De Blasio. And while he sits in the comfort and safety of Gracie Mansion the rest of us are out there commuting and walking the streets surrounded by these derelicts like the goddam Walkers in Walking Dead. I mean just when you thought it couldnt get any worse, De Blasio came along.

PS – Best part of this video is the silver statue man realize whats going on and grabbing his bucket and running away. Like “You gotta be kidding me man! Cant you see I’m panhandling for money as a statue here! Show some respect to the other respectable vagrants on this block!”

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PPS – One of the most romantic songs ever on in the Polo Store. The original too. Not even the remix.