The Flying 69, Made Famous By Me and Asa Akira, Is Now A Viral Trend On TikTok

What the heck! I always knew I was a trendsetter, a man among boys, a revolutionary...but I never knew I was all of that when it came to the bedroom. I'm always ahead of the curve on popular opinions, fashion, going bald, and many other things, but when it came to sex I always was playing catch up. Until now.

As it turns out, I once again am paving the way for the next generation. Like most things, I was just before my time, setting trends years before the mainstream catches on. And in this instance, apparently the Flying 69, made famous by myself and former podcaster Asa Akira, is the new heat, the new hotness, the new wave for couples trying to spice things up in the bedroom. 

It all began on December 13, 2016:

I remember it like it was yesterday, my friends. Asa was dangling upside down like I was about to give her the Undertaker's piledriver while KFC cheered me on,

and even wonky knee Portnoy couldn't help but grin

Even his knees were clapping (so weird).

And now, a short 6 years later, our move has gone mainstream. Common Barstool Nate W.