Guardians Pitcher James Karinchak Has To Make His (Alleged) Cheating Less Noticeable

Cheating is HOT in the streets right now. Anal beads in chess, weights in fish, Vaseline on ears, and substances in hair. Guardians pitcher James Karinchak is no stranger to the sticky stuff, hell he was basically a poster boy for it a few years back. He had it all over his BRIGHT RED glove, so maybe he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. 

He came in last night for the 8th and got a 1-2-3 inning by making quick work of the top of the Yanks lineup. But let's be honest, he had to be using something. The Yankees probably noticed too and my guess is they'll say something next game that he is obsessively touching the back of his hair then throwing disgusting pitches. He's had his hair checked before, earlier this year Rocco Baldelli had the umpires comb through his hair to look for substances like a parent checking their kid for lice.

It did give us some great clips but it feels like there is still something going on. Now I need to see the umpires comb through his hair again during Game 2 of a playoff series as Yankees fans obnoxiously scream their gabagool guts out.