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When Are We Going To Smarten Up And Fucking Nuke Mars Already?

I have been a long time advocate of nuking the shit out of Mars. Initially my motivation for nuking Mars came from a Sid in Toy Story type place that we can all relate to which is...blowing shit up is cool. It always has been. It always will be. Blowing something up on another planet has to be the p

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When Are We Going To Smarten Up And Fucking Nuke Mars Already?

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