Lighten the Fuck Up! Ralph Occasionally Took His Employees to Titty Bars Because it was Good for Company Morale...
Rafinade. Getty Images.When his boss wasn't treating him right and was unwilling to pay him what he was worth, Ralph decided to open his own business.
Once he was self-employed, he made it a point to treat his employees fairly and show them his appreciation by occasionally taking them out to a titty bar for drinks on him, knowing it would be good for company morale.
One Friday afternoon, Ralph took his crew of guys out to a popular strip club that was known for its good-looking women. After a couple of hours of heavy drinking, Ralph reached into his pocket for his wallet, but quickly realized he'd forgotten it at home, forty-five minutes away. Fortunately, he always kept some emergency cash locked in the glove box of his truck, so he went outside and returned with all the cash he had on hand…
After looking at the tab and counting his money, he realized he had just enough to pay it, but nothing for a tip… That's when he frantically reached into his pockets, hoping to find some cash, but all he had was some loose change, actually, just 10 pennies…
Not wanting to look cheap in front of his employees, Ralph devised a plan where he could be clever and come up aces despite his predicament…
He slid the cash into the leather server's wallet and got the waitress's attention. After the waitress left to cash him out, the guys waited with great anticipation to see what kind of tip Ralph was gonna leave. When he stacked 10 pennies in the middle of the table, his employees looked on in disbelief, thinking their boss was a cheap prick who didn't appreciate good service…
When the waitress returned with the receipt, she saw the stack of pennies on the table, and looking directly at Ralph, she asked, "What the fuck is that, Sir?"
Ralph smiled in the direction of his crew, and after giving them the wink-wink, he replied, "That's one penny for every inch of my big one…", confident that his clever remark would be enough to win the day…
Just as he was feeling victorious, like he had pulled it off, the waitress snapped back, "Oh yeah, big boy, then what's with the extra nickel?"
* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968…
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