WATCH: Josh Allen And Gabe Davis Have Accessed The LAUNCH CODES In Week 5 With TD Bombs Of 98 And 62 Yards

Steelers quarterback Kenny Pickett got all butt hurt about Pittsburgh being an underdog in Buffalo for his NFL starting debut but I mean…what the fuck did you expect, man? When THIS is what can happen, even with a stud safety like Minkah Fitzpatrick as the last line of defense!

Yeah, so a muffed kickoff pinned the Bills deep on their first drive. Instead of getting all conservative, Buffalo play-caller Ken Dorsey was probably like, "Wait a min, I have Josh Goddamn Allen. SEND IT." And you see the result. Only one yard away from the longest touchdown from scrimmage possible. Bills Mafia going bonkers. Huge momentum.

Allen did gift the visitors with an interception for a touchback later on, just as Buffalo was about to score yet another TD. That second deep heave to Davis — which the wideout casually one-handed en route to scoring — was the Bills superstar QB's very next pass attempt. KEYS ARE HOT!

Aaaaand as I write this, Allen has just hit Stefon Diggs for a 15-yard TD to go up 24-3. The spread was 14 last I saw in favor of Buffalo. Gonna take at least a backdoor cover from the Steelers for Pickett's perceived slight/disrespect to be validated or hold any significance whatsoever. Welcome to the NFL, and welcome to Josh Allen, rookie!! 

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