This Reporter's Postgame Question To Saquon Barkley Just Broke My Fucking Brain

Hey Saquon, you just played a 60 minute game trying to avoid some of the biggest superfreaks on the planet from breaking you in half. Here is a question that will take you 60 minutes to even understand. I had to check myself into the concussion protocol after hearing that question because I felt my medulla oblangata snap bout halfway through.

I still love Saquon's answer though as he showed off that Penn State education. Everything is 10/10 in Giantsland right now. The haters said they were the worst 3-1 team, they will say they are the worst 4-1 team, and they will keep saying how bad they are as the wins pile up as Brian Daboll & Co. scheme the fuck out of this hodge podge roster hit hard by injuries and dead cap (fuck you very much Dave Gettleman).