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The Phillies Sweep The Shit Out Of The Cardinals And Advance To The NLDS

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It somehow happened. It's somehow real. And it's absolutely incredible. The Philadelphia Phillies went into Busch Stadium and swept the shit out the St. Louis Cardinals. Pujols is dead. Molina is dead. The Rally Squirrel is decapitated, fucked, and dead. And then consensually fucked again. 

Everybody stepped up for the great city of Philadelphia this evening. Aaron Nola is KING. Bryce Harper is everything. Seranthony Domingez shutting the door back to back vs 2022 MVP Goldschmidt and then Arenoldo. And how about Alec Golden Mitts Bohm??? I FUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE!!!

And now the band plays on into Atlanta. The Braves are solid. Real solid. Unfuckably solid. But you know what? This Phillies team has heart. They've got moxey. They've got mojo on their side. If they can someway, somehow come out on top in this 5 Game NLDS vs. the heavily favored Braves, they can win the whole damn thing. 

Enjoy it now and let's get Atlanta. High Hopes, baby. High Hopes. 

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