In Honor of Simon Cowell's Birthday ... Wake Up With Insults
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I always wake up and look into famous dates in history, or celebrity birthdays etc. Today's was Simon Cowell's , one of the all time shit talkers in television history as well as a great insulter.
I usually wake up to insults every day of my life…
Here are some I woke up to today :
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So the way I figure it, if I am waking up to these insults , everyone else should. Now why not finish things off with the best to ever do it in terms of insults?
Here's Simon Cowell ripping people to shreds. Happy Friday!