"The Green Goblin Gang": Women Dressed In Green Leotards Beat The Shit Out Of A Couple Of Teenagers On The NYC Subway (VIDEO)

They’re the Green Goblin Gang.

Newly released bizarre video captured a group of young female robbers wearing full-body, neon-green leotards as they punched and tossed around two teens on a Times Square subway train during a wicked weekend crime.

The victims, both 19-year-old women, told cops they were attacked by a group of female assailants dressed head to toe in “neon green jumpsuits,” police said. The victims were robbed of a cell phone and handbag in the 2 a.m. assault, cops said.

The video posted on social media shows about six females dressed in green tossing around one of the teenagers and punching the other repeatedly in the face. Some of the attackers are also wearing hoods with face masks.

The victims remained on the scene and suffered no visible injuries, cops said. There were no immediate arrests, police said.

At first I started singing "Newwww YORRRRKKKKK" in my head, but then I realized - when is the last time we've seen a group of miscreants running rampant around this city, beating up 19 year old kids for fun, and this group happened to be of WOMEN? No joke, I'm not sure if I've ever seen or heard of this. Women go crazy, sure, but it's rare that we run around with our bodies and faces covered just so we can knock around a few kids in Times Square. Women don't attack on the subway, women don't shoot up schools/public events, and women aren't serial killers. For some reason this scares me more than the videos I see of men doing this; men will eventually get bored and stop. Women? They'll be attacking people until the sun comes up, if they feel like it. Anything could've instigated this. They could've had a bad day at work, they could all have migraines, they could all have their periods. It could be a full moon ritual signaling the end of Mercury in retrograde! HomeGoods might be out of fall scented candles! Those are just the tip of the iceberg. 

FACT: Women are more terrifying than Men. Stay safe out there.