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Alexa Catching You In The Act Of Cheating Has Got To Be The Most Brutal Way To Get Caught

I'm stumped on this one. I don't know what to make of it WHATSOEVER. On one hand I am absolutely against cheating in all facets. I'm not a relationship guy though I've always wondered why anyone cheats in the first place because, frankly, if you want to cheat you clearly just don't like the person you're with so you should probably just call it a day on that relationship and move on to bigger & better things. Sadly it sure seems like a lot of folks don't do that! 

Yet on the other hand there's no way we can't all agree that this is a BRUTAL way to get caught cheating. It's one thing if you literally get caught in the act à la Shaggy or the opening scene of Old School or if your significant other goes through your phone then finds texts or phone calls that you didn't delete. But to get caught from what I'm assuming was pre-sexy time song requests through Alexa? Putting on Miguel? That's gotta be a tough pill to swallow. 

Although there's one thing you simply cannot argue: Alexa is for the girls. So good for Jessica on sniffing it out thanks to Bezos keeping his ears to the streets and between our sheets. I wish her nothing but the best on her future endeavors.