Trophies In 2022: Club America Beat Their Rivals, So A Playboy Model Rewarded A Player With A Free Subscription To Her OnlyFans
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[Translated] - The Eagles stay with the Classic!!! America already won, I'm sorry Chivas!!! Thank you @ClubAmerica
and tell #Fidalgo that he won an account from my VIP Onlyfans for being the best in America this season!
This is it. This is 2022 summed up as well as I could think of it in terms of trophies. No more participation trophies (yuck). No more good job kid, way to show up and sit on the bench! Nope. If you beat your rival, you get a free subscription to OnlyFans. I mean if it works for Merchapolooza why not fire up some athletes for the same cause? I know there's a long line of soccer players having zero problem with landing chicks. Basically have the same success rate as bloggers. But why not add some extra motivation? Why not add in a free subscription to the man of the match in Daniela Chavez's eyes?
This isn't just any OnlyFans too. This is an OnlyFans that's trying to buy a soccer team:
That's a special type of OnlyFans. One that I hope works out because I need the headline: Playboy Model creates OnlyFans, successful in buying team. It's basically begging for pageviews. That's a little something we like to call blog security. But that's not the point. The point is talking about improving trophies in 2022.
We don't need to add trophies. We don't need all these MVPs and Man of the Matches. We need Denise Richards to fire someone up by offering a free OnlyFans subscription. We need Carmen Electra to call the boys in New York and get Jalen Brunson ready to take a leap with the offer.
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