Breaking News: Pussy Flavored Potato Chips Are Coming To Barstool

Pussy Flavored Potato Chips are on their way to Barstool HQ for what will be a must watch episode of Lowering The Bar. A Lithuanian chip company called CHAZZ alerted the world to the new genital flavored chip when they went on sale exclusively in Europe a few weeks ago, and now thanks to a Lithuanian Stoolie, Lowering The Bar has a few bags in the mail.

This chip company sent out 5 horny employees to "hunt" for flavors, and the website even has a creepy disclaimer saying, if you're a female who has been pleasured in the last 6-12 months there is a good chance you've contributed to creating the essence of the chip. Tasty. 

I'm intrigued by what flavor the company will capture in the chip. As someone who considers himself an ol' poon hound, that good pussy should taste like a white person grilling chicken. Flavorless with maybe a bit of salt. SO, should be a good potato chip. How will Barstool react? Find out in a few weeks.