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HOLY SHIT, HUGH JACKMAN WILL PLAY WOLVERINE IN DEADPOOL 3 (SOURCE: RYAN REYNOLDS AND HUGH JACKMAN SAYING IT THEMSELVES)

YUP THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE BLOGS WHERE I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW. OH SHIT, NOW I'M THROWING OUT JACK BUCK LINES ALL WILLY NILLY!

ME EVERY TIME I WATCH THAT RYAN REYNOLDS ANNOUNCEMENT:

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ANYWAY, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE OUR WOLVERINE FOR DEADPOOL 3 AND I IMAGINE ANYTIME WOLVIE APPEARS IN THE MCU OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS. ROBBIE AND I TALKED ABOUT HOW WE WERE BUMMED THERE WAS NO MENTION OF CHARLES XAVIER'S MERRY BAND OF MISFITS AT D23 DURING OUR RECAP POD.

HOWEVER IT SOUNDS LIKE THE REASON THAT MAY BE THE CASE IS THAT IF THEY RECAST THE ROLES OF THE X-MEN FROM THE PREVIOUS FOX MOVIES, THE ACTORS THAT ORIGINALLY PLAYED THEM WILL GET A SHIT TON OF MONEY FOR NOTHING, WHICH DISNEY DOESN'T FEEL LIKE PAYING OUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON. SO I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO THE PAST FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE BEFORE CHARLES XAVIER'S SCHOOL OF GIFTED YOUNGSTERS GETS TORN DOWN AGAIN DUE TO SOME MULTIVERSE TRICKERATION.

THE LOGO LOOKS PRETTY SWEET AS WELL. 

GET IT, DEADPOOL 3 WITH THREE CLAW MARKS?

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AND TRUST ME, I WOULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN THIS BLOG IF IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED ON RYAN REYNOLD'S TWITTER SINCE HE IS A LOKI LEVEL TRICKSTER THAT WOULD LOVE TO GIVE THE ENTIRE NERD WORLD BALLS BLUER THAN NIGHTCRAWLER. HOWEVER, IF HUGH JACKMAN SAYS IT TRUE THEN IT'S TRUE SINCE HE'S A CLASSICALLY TRAINED ACTOR AND AN AUSTRALIAN THAT WOULD NEVER DREAM OF PULLING SUCH CHICANERY (HUGH JACKMAN DEFINITELY SAYS CHICANERY IN HIS EVERYDAY LIFE).

I HAVEN'T GONE ON TWITTER BUT I'M SURE THERE'S ALREADY PUSH BACK ON RECYCLING HUGH JACKMAN OR HOW IT IMPACTS WHAT HAPPENED IN LOGAN. BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THAT. JUST LET THE SUPERBRAINS OF KEVIN FEIGE AND RYAN REYNOLDS COOK BECAUSE IF FOX COULDN'T FUCK UP DEADPOOL, THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT MARVEL CAN DO WITH IT (I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO DISNEY IF THEY TRY TO SNIP THE BALLS OFF OF DEADPOOL. I'D SAY I WILL CANCEL DISNEY+ OR NEVER GIVE DISNEY ANOTHER DOLLAR BUT WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE SINCE THEY HAVE ME AND MILLIONS OF OTHER SCHMUCKS BY THE PROVERBIAL BALLS TOO).

WE'LL OBVIOUSLY DIVE DEEPER INTO THIS ON MY MOM'S BASEMENT BUT IF YOU WANT ROBBIE'S TAKE FRESH OUT OF HIS BRAIN, CHECK IT OUT ON THE MMB TIKTOK.