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When Wayne Gretzky Is On The Dance Floor, You Better Keep Your Girl Far Far Away

Atta boy, Wayno! Get on with your bad self! 99's got the moooooooooves. 

894 career goals. 1,963 career assists. You don't put up those types of numbers without a set of hips that can do some DAMAGE. He spent 20 years using those hips to put NHL defensemen in a blender. Now The Great One is out there dummying some dance floors. No need for Dave Semenko or Marty McSorley out there. He can put on a beatdown of his own when it comes to the dance floor. Janet got one good look at those moves and was ready to make a prospect for the 2041 NHL Entry Draft.

Anyway, here's to hoping that everybody gets after their weekend like Gretz is getting after his. It's Friday afternoon. There's a slight chill in the air. The cold boys are going to be flowing, the dance floors are going to be rocking. Have yourselves a weekend and just remember to ask yourself, "What Would 99 Do?".