It Is Not A Full House In Cleveland Tonight Because One Browns Fan Was Already Taken Away For Passing Out On The Toilet From An Edible

Cleveland fans are simply the best. There's no other way to put it. If this were in San Francisco or Seattle, they'd be taking a knee and praying for this guy on the stretcher. Not in Cleveland. He's getting high-fived on the way out of the stadium because he pregamed a little too hard. A true man of the people.

99% of NFL cities they bring out the stretcher because of a heart attack or serious injury, but in Cleveland, that's just the device we use to wheel fans out of the bathroom from passing out on the toilet. My God, this is the juju we needed right before kickoff. I have a GREAT feeling about tonight. HERE WE GO BROWNIES, HERE WE GO!

**Side note: I feel like the Browns should be over sell their tickets due to the amount of fans that never make it into the game from the tailgate.