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Lighten the Fuck Up! Sandra Bought Lipstick Red Crotchless Panties Hoping to Get Her Husband's Attention...

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Sandra was frustrated; her husband wasn't paying attention to her. Their sex life had become mundane and, for long stretches, nonexistent.  

She decided to spice things up a bit and bought herself a pair of lipstick red crotchless panties, hoping to get his attention. 

One night, after dinner, she put them on under a short skirt and sat on the couch opposite him while he watched TV, her legs tightly crossed. 

Then, at certain moments, she uncrossed her legs, spreading 'em wide apart and giving her husband an unobstructed view of her lady garden… 

After crossing and uncrossing her legs several times, her husband finally noticed and asked her curiously, "Are you wearing crotchless panties, Sandra?" 

"Yes, I am…" Sandra replied, smiling seductively, excited that he noticed… 

"Thank God!" he said, relieved. "I thought you were sittin' on the cat…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

*Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and flipping people off forever!)

This is LTFU Joke #122!

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